Cat Tricks Unisex Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee
Cat Tricks Unisex Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee
CAT TRICKS (According to the Cat)
Dogs have tricks.
Cats have… interpretations.
This playful design lays out the official training chart for feline behavior: Lay Down. Roll Over. Come. Stay. Four classic commands every pet owner knows… and every cat has absolutely no intention of following.
Because if you live with a cat, you already understand the real situation. The cat is not learning tricks. The cat is evaluating your requests and deciding whether they deserve a response.
Around EpilepticAL, we call this advanced cat management.
Classic Comfort, Everyday Wear
This shirt is printed on the Gildan 5300 unisex tee, a dependable everyday staple made with soft, durable cotton. The classic fit and seamless body provide comfortable wear whether you're running errands, lounging at home, or attempting to convince a cat to do literally anything.
Spoiler: the cat will ignore you.
Product Features
• 100% US cotton for breathable everyday comfort
• Medium-weight fabric: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit
• Seamless body construction for a smooth feel
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Fabric variations:
• Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
• Graphite Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Safety Green: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Produced by Gildan, a proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting responsible and sustainable cotton production.
Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length (Center Back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.12 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.37 |
Perfect For
• Cat owners
• Cat servants
• Anyone who has ever tried to train a cat
Made Just for You
Each shirt is produced after you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive. This made-to-order process helps reduce overproduction and ensures each item is created specifically for you.
CAT TRICKS:
Lay Down. Roll Over. Come. Stay.
The cat will get back to you.
Probably never. 🐾
